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Load image into Gallery viewer, A black book on a wood table, with a graffiti-covered red wall behind it. On the cover is a round cross-stitch project with red text reading &quot;Maybe swearing will help.&quot; Below that in black text is &quot;relax and curse your ass off in cross-stitch.&quot;

Load image into Gallery viewer, A round cross-stitch project with red text reading &quot;Maybe swearing will help.&quot; Below that in black text is &quot;relax and curse your ass off in cross-stich.&quot;

Load image into Gallery viewer, An example of a cross-stich project. The top and bottom are bordered with flower patterns. In the center is black text saying &quot;wash your damn hands.&quot; On the left is a color chart for the project.

Load image into Gallery viewer, A framed cross-stitch project with a house and a tree, and text saying &quot;please grant me the serenity to resist cutting a bitch today.&quot; Next to that is a color chart and pattern information for the project.

Load image into Gallery viewer, A round cross-stich project with red text saying &quot;holy shit I love you&quot; surrounded by a flowery border. Next to that is a color chart and pattern information for the project.

Load image into Gallery viewer, A round cross-stich project with white text saying &quot;pew pew madafakas&quot; on a black background. IN the center is a rainbow motif, with a black cat holding two pistols. Next to that is a color chart and pattern information for the project.

"Maybe Swearing Will Help" Cross-Stitch Book

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There are times when just hollering obscenities won’t do; you need to stab something. Now you can do both! "Maybe Swearing Will Help" combines two of the best stress-relievers (cursing, and cross stitch) into one of the most irreverently enjoyable crafting experiences you’ll ever have.

With 25 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitch designers, this book has everything from a modern take on the traditional sampler to retro comic book designs, all with snarky to downright foul-mouthed phrases. It is definitely not your grandmother’s cross stitch!

No previous experience is required. In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, the book includes a guide to basic lesson in cross-stitch techniques, so anyone can start swearin’ and stabbin’ right away. 25 patterns: choose from dozens of designs to send just the right message!

Written and published by Weldon Owen.

Dimensions: 8″ x 8″ x 0.6″
Weight: 1.0 lb
Maybe Swearing Will Help Book orders will ship approximately 10-14 business days after purchase. If your order also includes a backordered item, your order won't ship until all items are available.