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Emergency Canned Plushie Collection | Cryptids & Critters

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  • $20.00
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When life demands an immediate boost of morale, skip the non-perishables and stock up on our Emergency Canned Plushies. This collection features a lineup of elusive, legendary, and quirky companions ready to be unsealed at a moment's notice. Whether you need the soft waddle of Jimothy the Short-Spined Raccoon, a elusive squishy Bigfoot, a bright blue Loch Ness Monster, or a wing-flapping bat, opening one of these cans delivers instant, low-prep comfort.

Each plushie pops out fully formed, remarkably soft, and delightfully low-maintenance. No feeding, grooming, or cryptid-hunting equipment required. They make fantastic stocking stuffers, desk surprises, or emergency mood-boosters for anyone who appreciates weird, wholesome humor. Pick your favorite canned companion, pop the top with care, and keep a little extra joy stored in your pantry for a rainy day!

Open with caution. Snuggle responsibly.

Eco-friendly: Materials made from recycled plastic water bottles.

Plushes measures approx. 5 inches. Each sold separately.

Emergency Canned Plushie Collection orders will ship approximately 14-18 business days after your order is placed. If your order also includes a backordered item, your order won't ship until all items are available.