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Rhys Darby’s Swearwolves Collection | WWDITS

  • $32.00
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Look, being a creature of the night comes with a certain set of standards. You might have an eternal thirst for blood or turn into a beast under the full moon, but that's simply no excuse for abandoning basic manners. Let everyone know you prefer polite discourse over foul language (even when the moon is high and the transformation gets a trifle messy).

Rhys Darby's Swearwolves collection is ideal for midnight prowls, pack meetings in the park, or just lounging around the flat avoiding your vampire roommates. It's also a great pick for fans who appreciate proper etiquette among the undead. Put it on, count to ten, and remember to mind your language out there.

Unisex tee:

  • Unisex fit / 100% cotton

Unisex hoodie:

  • Unisex fit / 50-50 cotton/poly blend

Rhys Darby’s Swearwolves Collection orders are expected to ship approximately 14-18 business days after purchase. If your order also includes a backordered item, your order won’t ship until all items are available.

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Designed with blood, sweat, tears, and lagging art software by Riley Santangelo - who would like the world to to know she's a real live idiot person and not AI. Thank you.

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